My landscape disaster began almost day one. Of course it rained the whole night before. The back yard was flooded and the soil muddy. If that wasn’t enough bad luck I caught a cold. My nose running like a river I looked a the mess I call back yard and tried to come up with a plan. Well I know what I like but I have no talent when it comes to vision. The wife is the one to lay it out. Of coarse she has been looking a Pinterest and want the landscape from a million dollar home on a dump budget. With shovel in hand I head for the yard. Almost immediately I realize that this wont be the best day to begin. The wife was quoted as saying that I was doomed.