My landscape disaster began almost day one.  Of course it rained the whole night before.  The back yard was flooded and the soil muddy.  If that wasn’t enough bad luck I caught a cold.  My nose running like a river I looked a the mess I call back yard and tried to come up with a plan.  Well I know what I like but I have no talent when it comes to vision. The wife is the one to lay it out.  Of coarse she has been looking a Pinterest and want the landscape from a million dollar home on a dump budget.  With shovel in hand I head for the yard.  Almost immediately I realize that this wont be the best day to begin.  The wife was quoted as saying that I was doomed.